squash monkey 

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

squash monkey by james2187 June 2, 2014

squash it 

to pop a girl's cherry.

"last night this bitch let me squash it"

squash it by maybeiamastalker June 16, 2005

Squash Bitch 

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.

Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.

Squash Bitch by Lard1 February 22, 2011

Squash Blossom 

When a girl looses her virginity while simultaneously getting gang banged.

That girl said she was a virgin so me and my buddy squash blossomed that princess.

Squash Blossom by South Rail June 14, 2008

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

squash shit by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014

squash rat 

when you squash your privates against a glass surface

Did you see Jaxon doing that squash rat?

squash rat by you-a_tewara May 20, 2014

Squash Belly 

A person who possesses a belly that resembles the figure of a squash, which is proportioned larger at the bottom portion of the upper body than the upper section.

"Damn Chris, your squash belly is really sticking out from the bottom of your shirt, have you been eating mcdonalds again?"

Squash Belly by Ienjoipie July 1, 2015