The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.

I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.

by meechuacon July 21, 2017

sprint pickle

When a man or woman have sex and foget a condom

I hate when i sprint pickle

by Muffingod08 February 28, 2016

mumbai sprint

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants

Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!

by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017

Sprint

Slow moving behemoth of a communications company, whose employees communicate all the time without communicating anything other than "You need to communicate with somebody else, don't ask who else, just don't ask me" or merely "Adding _____ " hoping some form of intelligent life will be found...much like waiting for a monkey to type out a line of Shakespeare on a typewriter.

I hate dealing with Sprint

by augustschutz July 20, 2017

Sprinting

what you do when your girl tells you shes pregnant

Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man

by good at definitions man October 29, 2020

LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

by LG Cork September 18, 2021

Finchley Road Sprint

The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.

Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.

by Yogfan December 23, 2016