Shut up you stupid cheek-spreader
by selrahcdraeh November 9, 2004
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Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.
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Young people with unfortunate music taste; easily identifiable because they dress, talk, and act exactly the same way- due to conformity and/or the heavy drug use has reduced IQ to dangerous levels.
guys: khaki shorts, flip flops, visor, sunglasses, giant hemp necklace- only for use at shows (wouldn't want to wear that back at the frat), earliest WSP shirt they can find- the more obscure the better- particularly if it contains an inside reference to a revered song, and a pocket or two full of drugs-preferably E; particular reverence to JB & whatever show they attended that was located furthest from their present location
girls- anything lightweight and hemp, patchwork flowy skirts, hemp jewelry, incredibly pale, no makeup, very thin (though some are chubby, they're just potheads, only occasional E users), purse full of drugs, preferably E
If these poor misguided youth would stop their continual drug use, they would understand that the music sucks @ss, and they only attend shows for the abundance of drugs.
Their only redeemable quality is the free distribution of drugs to strangers when high on E at shows...and the humor you enjoy while watching this many drugged-out yuppie kids try to dance.
guys: khaki shorts, flip flops, visor, sunglasses, giant hemp necklace- only for use at shows (wouldn't want to wear that back at the frat), earliest WSP shirt they can find- the more obscure the better- particularly if it contains an inside reference to a revered song, and a pocket or two full of drugs-preferably E; particular reverence to JB & whatever show they attended that was located furthest from their present location
girls- anything lightweight and hemp, patchwork flowy skirts, hemp jewelry, incredibly pale, no makeup, very thin (though some are chubby, they're just potheads, only occasional E users), purse full of drugs, preferably E
If these poor misguided youth would stop their continual drug use, they would understand that the music sucks @ss, and they only attend shows for the abundance of drugs.
Their only redeemable quality is the free distribution of drugs to strangers when high on E at shows...and the humor you enjoy while watching this many drugged-out yuppie kids try to dance.
Q: "did you see that group of spreadheads over there?"
A: "yea, what douchebags. they actually believe they're the new deadheads."
Q: "did you see the white guy with dreads come out of that lexus SUV?"
A: "must be a spreadhead"
A: "yea, what douchebags. they actually believe they're the new deadheads."
Q: "did you see the white guy with dreads come out of that lexus SUV?"
A: "must be a spreadhead"
by not tonedeaf August 17, 2006
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Man says to his wife, "May I make you another leg spreader honey?"
"I call this drink a leg spreader because after one or two of these, she's all mine."
"I call this drink a leg spreader because after one or two of these, she's all mine."
by 3girlsmom July 16, 2009
Get the Leg spreader mug.Usually a person of athletic flexibility in the upper leg areas, together with a preferred horizontal axisymmetric position. Can be used to lure and capture prey and often include the exchange of bodily fluids.
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