spooner

one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!

by ohlo August 24, 2005

Raging Spooner

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously

Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"

by samsayton April 10, 2011

The spooner

When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.

last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. I said f**k that and gave her the spooner.

by bjammin08 February 26, 2011

Spoiler Candidate

A candidate who usually runs third party and takes away votes from a candidate with similar viewpoints/demographics and in turn helping the dissimilar candidate win.

If Kanye West ran as a third party candidate, he'd likely be more of a spoiler candidate for Biden than for Trump.

by Nas Nasir July 5, 2020

spooners

people who make up the spoonkid fanbase

"whats up spooners?" -spoonkid

by Deljanney Jorbello May 17, 2021

Spooder boii

Spooder is the type of guy to play roblox 24/7 and when you call him,He never picks up,Also when you cuss he does say "Hmmmmm" And also "LANGUAGE!!" We all admire spooder as a friend. He always online in discord but never messages only in the night (8pm,9pm,10pm,11pm) Sometimes 12pm But he doesn't wake,before he mother come and beat he tail in the night,Then he will cry.

Such a gay person.

I might pull ah spooder boii today

by Kdinoo_ August 22, 2021

Spooperoon

The sexiest man in the world with the best butt and the cutest face that you wanna kiss all day

Oh he is such a spooperoon

by Jodiwoody January 22, 2022