by Memegirls June 18, 2018
by asian_gurlie August 07, 2005
The act of soaking a tampon with hard liquor and inserting said tampon into the rectum with the goal of becoming intoxicated.
"Beer is too expensive man, I'm just gonna sponge it tonight."
"Sponging gets you so hammered, you gotta be careful with it."
"Sponging gets you so hammered, you gotta be careful with it."
by Billyman13 December 30, 2009
A horrible form of bathing suit, a hybrid between a speedo and a thong. Usually spotted on older men with beer bellys and fake tans.
e.g. 1: Person wearing a spong: "Ask me about my spong!!!"
e.g. 2: "Ew! Rob shouldn't be wearing a spong"
e.g. 2: "Ew! Rob shouldn't be wearing a spong"
by kikido January 17, 2014
A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.
He got stoned and completey sponged.
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes
by Chris Done June 15, 2005
Affirmative Action, my ass! I'm calling my local chapter of SPONGE. I'm sick to death of Section 8, welfare, food stamps, free lunch, Title I, and the United Negro College Fund. It's high time whitey got some bennies.
by Turkey Trot January 29, 2011
Male masturbatory practice.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005