splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

Spludge

Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.

Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...

by WompaStompa February 18, 2021

Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

splunging

When a women is so wringingly wet downstairs it makes a mess of her undergarments and runs down her legs.

"Wow that Menace chap is so stunning, Im splunging"

"Look at Lauren Courtney, she's splunging again"

by Hector McMadman January 7, 2012

splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

Splunk

A mixture of spunk and splooge. This is formed by the combined semen during a bukkake session.

Dude, I can't believe she drank that glass of splunk after we blasted on her face.

by Raindance! August 29, 2014

spluii

Used in front of numa, which is Japanese for swamp, in the pre-grunge band Spluii Numa. Spluii, however, has no meaning, and can mean anything, or just be and interjection. Many people have also told me that it sounds like an ejaculation word.

"Dude, you got spluii all over my carpet"

(while jumping of roof)
"SPLUIII!!!!!!!!"

by Kurdt Kowood October 15, 2004