Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

shloncha

a shloncha is a flat basketball.

those hoodlums slashed my ball and left me with this shloncha.

by dali lama June 24, 2006

Splochy

The sound of a tear drop cascading into an asshole.

Girlfriend - What the fuck was that in my ass?

Boyfriend - Haha Splochy!!!

by AuntieChrist November 18, 2011

Sponch

Cumming on sponge cake OR sopping up cum with said cake, and then eating it

Bro we've gotta sponch with that new Martha Stewart cake recipe

by Crust_bucket_ January 16, 2018

Sponch

The back of one's hand between the knuckle and the wrist.

Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."

by JBles September 27, 2007

sponch

one who is wierd and awkward

Dahli the artist is a sponch like no other.

by cdl0007 March 29, 2010

sponch

sponch- "own" someone or something, in otherwords show your supiriority.

see pwn

I just sponched your gonch!

by David November 4, 2004