spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009

Tennessee Barking Spider

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.

Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.

by rebel runner March 2, 2010

Marine Sniper

One of the greatest assasins out there the marine sniper is THE most feared warrior in the world

Efren: hey guess wat
Steve: Wat?
Efren: I just became a marine sniper
Steve: Dude that is so bad-ass

by A.O.D.619 November 4, 2009

Sniper Monkey

Secret meaning of SIMP.
S - niper
I -
M - onkey
P -

Damn bro you are a real simp/sniper monkey (monkeys are pretty cool, guess how cool sniper monkeys are)😎

That was sick. You are a simp.🥶

by hartzer aka der g November 3, 2020

sniper food

When you are in an area where snipers have a chance to pick you off, mainly used in online shooter games

hey barney your sniper food standing there!

by Rob Homewood May 10, 2007

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

Sniper's Nightmare

Used to describe a person who walks with their entire body moving side to side since they typically have one dead leg. The phrase “Sniper’s Nightmare” alludes to the difficulty a sniper would have in assassinating them if they were the intended victim.

“Old Sloppy Tony is a total sniper's nightmare the way he walks!”

by gary69_ August 30, 2022