The act of penetrating ones sphincter with their own finger, in an attempt to achieve pleasure and reach climax.
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A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.
Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016
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Get the Sphincter piercing mug.Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.
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First person: I tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in Sphincterland!
Second person: You've got issues
Second person: You've got issues
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