sprinter shuffle

Designed for sprinters to feign as if they are really working during a long run or warm-up laps, but in reality are just moving their arms in perfect sprinter form, and are moving at an extremely slow pace (an easy jog). When seen from a distance, a coach will be very proud of his sprinters. This saves energy and is characteristic of all sprinters once they get smart enough to utilize this tool.

Freshman: Phew, warm-up laps suck.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.

by trackjankyy November 17, 2009

Splinter Group

A group of stag party participants who sneakily break away from the main group because they're too boring

This pub is shit, let form a splinter group and go to that lap dancing club around the corner

by HJOlympian June 9, 2010

Sphincter Mouth

Very deep verticle wrinkles around a persons mouth. Typically seen on females who are heavy smokers.

Deb: Oh my, your friend Sally's mouth looks like a spincter.

Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.

by Saurus-rex March 16, 2011

sphincter cut

Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.

Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"

by bunthole June 21, 2011

Sphincter Plow

To be yelled upon violently punching another's butt-hole.

When Sarah least expected it, I sphincter plowed her from behind.

by Liljohny September 5, 2011

sphincter mummy

Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.

"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."

by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013

Sphincter of Death

A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.

Holy Shit! He unleashed his Sphincter of Death again so run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!

by The Conjurer September 20, 2019