A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.
See Also: DNTB
See Also: DNTB
"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
by TopRow November 25, 2012
The act of taking a ridiculous meat slab inside of you. Possible outcomes consist of heavy wheel chair use, crutches, even death if excessive. Very good looking cat and comes off as being gentle but can really deal a full dish of meat
Person 1:"yo nigga, why that bitch walking like that?!"
Person 2: "Ah shit man she just got spencered!"
Lucky Female: "If i get spencered one more time I am making a purchase at the scooter store!"
Person 2: "Ah shit man she just got spencered!"
Lucky Female: "If i get spencered one more time I am making a purchase at the scooter store!"
by Sir swags alot August 13, 2011
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A hot guy with brown eyes. Amazing skateboarder. Wears lots of plaid jackets. Sweet, charming, and anyone would be lucky to go out with him. Also plays the bass guitar and acoustic bass.
by spencerlover<3 May 16, 2009
Is usually a brunette and tallish! He is known for being a fuck boy, but actually cares about the inside! He into the butts and boobs and would do anything to get with you!
Spencer- fuck look at that girls butt
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
by Big mama 2.0 December 28, 2016
Term for a seemingly ignorant dumb-ass who is totally self-absorbed. Also...A person who thinks of no one but himself.
by Phatdaddy4 July 24, 2011
A gag-gift store that features tasteless/tacky merchandise such as various items with marijuana leaves on them. The store is usually cluttered and the sex toys are for poor people who dont mind purchasing and using a vibrator that has been opened and taken out of the box 6 times.
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006