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speedo

Speedo: Speedo means cool.
Nick : Eh man that was a speedo trick you just pulled off on your snowboard.

Tom: Thanks dude I've been working on that 720 for a while.
by ComebacKid January 4, 2012
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speedonkadonk

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.
Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.
by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010
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tent the speedo

If you check out that hot chick too much, you might tent the speedo.
by jchfhfnfhcjcbcn April 16, 2014
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supermodels and speedboats

The phrase "supermodels and speedboats" as a whole refers to the lifestyle of some financially well off bachelors who devote themselves to surrounding themselves with very attractive young women and to a leisurely sporting life; straight forward excitement.
Walter White: Anything suspicious?
Hank Schrader: Still no, Walt.
Walter: Well, then should we go?
Hank: Got some place to be? Because, it's like, the third time you asked me that.
Walter: No, I'm just curious what the next move is.
Hank: Our next three moves is sitting here and waiting. This here's the job, buddy. Ain't all supermodels and speedboats, you know.
by bloosky May 9, 2017
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speedgoat

Noun: The poor, hapless driver who has been pulled over by traffic cops for speeding on a highway or country road. The 'speedgoat', through their sacrifice, allows all other drivers to speed past with impunity and without paying the ultimate price.

While passing, with a sigh of relief, we thank the highway gods that we are not the 'speedgoat'. But inevitably, that day and that siren comes for us all.

From the pig latin: scapegoat
Mark roared with glee as he zoomed down the highway, "Did you catch the look on that speedgoat's face?"

"Better watch it, sunshine," replied white-knuckled Jane from the passenger seat. "The way you're driving, your time will come!"
by Hipsterion February 28, 2013
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snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour
yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.
by Jack April 6, 2004
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speedhorn

metamphetamine induced erection
i got a speedhorn, lets fuck!!
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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