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Speakerphoning

Speakerphoning is when a person constantly puts callers on speakerphone in an office. The volume is always set high enough everyone around is forced to listen to the entire conversation. It's similar to phone sex but in an office place.
"That guy in IT won't stop speakerphoning with me. I keep asking him to stop, it's so awkward!"

"The guy that sits behind me is always speakerphoning all the merchants, it's so damn annoying! I can't get any work done hearing them talk all day"
by BaryArmsby October 21, 2009
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Speaker Jam

A euphemism for "fundraiser", used by NA groups that choose to violate Tradition 7.
Are you going to the Speaker Jam at xxx group this weekend? They are trying to raise money to help keep the doors open.
by Amber Beedel August 13, 2014
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50 speakers

if someone drives a tuned car in the hood, with rap beat on the background.
Dude... here comes a guy with 50 speakers !
by sabodi June 11, 2006
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!
Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time
by WaffleFury November 18, 2011
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crashed speeder

In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder
Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?
by Columbam February 12, 2019
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Chocolate Spreader

Someone who stirs shit
Felicia your such a fucking chocolate spreader.
by Anony:) March 22, 2020
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