Sauronification

Metaphorically speaking, the spread of creeping evil over the real Earth, for example, global warming and terrorism. From Sauron, the evil ruler of Mordor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga.

Al-Qaeda's attempts to create a caliphate over the whole world is one example of Sauronification.

by pentozali July 18, 2007

Shauruv

A dumb ugly fob who hits on 13 year old girls like r. kelly. Yet one cannot refer to him as r. kelly beacause he gets NO ACTION whatsoever. He falls victim to jokes played by his supposed friends, yet he keeps coming back for more.
Once he made an attempt at friendship at school but was raped in the ass...and liked it.

Big Hitter vs. Big Shitter(Shauruv)

That Shauruv is such a dumbass, he unsuccesfully tried hitting on every member of my family uncluding my dead aunt Lucy...who said no to him.

by Shauruv December 8, 2003

Spacurious

It's an adjective meaning vibrant, outgoing, stands out, aware, and loud.

That girl was so spacurious when she was wearing her pink gucci top and and black matching purse and pumps, screaming at the dirty people as they smelled up the hallway walking past her.

by Brafanya Rubinstein March 18, 2008

Spacraphobia

Spacraphobia is the fear of pushing the space bar on your keyboard.

Nevershoutneverisagreatexampleofspacraphobia

by almost hero October 12, 2009

saurkrampen

The cramp or muscle spasms in your face from eating sour foods

Too much of sour patch kids can cause diarrhea, vomiting or saurkrampen

by Saurkrampen July 27, 2018

spaircuchymaem

A horrible rare illness that results in death in 99.9% of patients. The only cure is a consistent stream of photos from the person the patient is currently messaging

person 1: Omg did you hear Emily has Spaircuchymaem
person 2: O god that's deadly, I hope someone is sending her photos

by ddouchebag daniel fuck boy January 23, 2019

Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014