spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.

I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!

by Druss December 12, 2008

Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

spastitard

meaning mentally ill spastic and retarded

girl 1:jay is spastitard
girl2: yer so daniel

by samandmillfurrr June 5, 2009

spastic cabs

A taxi company that ban and/or bar you, and don't know the difference.

Am i banned or am i barred? Who knows, its fucking spastic cabs.

by Megano & Rosco April 4, 2014

Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020

spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021