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spanctuary

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.
"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."
by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008
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Shanzeh

Amazing, Pretty, Smart, Funny, Talented, Outgoing, Fashionable, Random, Skinny, Sensitive, Loveable, and just amazing. (:

Has the best friends in the world!

Everyone loves her. <3
Shanzeh is amazing.
by Tazzah April 24, 2011
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span

A derogatory, insulting term used to denote stupidity. Can be considered racist, as the term may apply to other races deemed inferior by the speaker.
The East building in Southwest High School is for span kids.
by MaximusPrime August 6, 2007
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spandau ballet

Spandau Prison in Europe housed many prisoners including World War II Nazi prisoners. When these prisoners were hanged the swinging of the dead body was called the Spandau Ballet.
That SS officer did a nice Spandau Ballet at his hanging.

The musical group Spandau Ballet took their name from this chilling term.
by layton59 August 5, 2007
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Spanalanche

A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.
"Look Olivia it's a spanalanche..!! RUN..!!!"
by Unika March 10, 2008
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spic and span

Check out spic and span over there selling chiclets.
by ryuhyabusa May 18, 2004
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Spance

Area of north-eastern Basque Country, Spain and south-west Aquitaine, France.
Where the Spench live.
Area of exquistite beauty and awesome parties.
Where was your favorite place in Spain? Spance.
What was your favorite weekend in Spain?
Pokis house, in Spance
What are you doing? Chillin in Spance with some Spench boys...
by SeaLaNouba June 27, 2008
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