Sobee

The wearing of and/or being in extremely tight pants, to the point where one questions the ability of the person to have male genitalia and whether the person is straight

Also see Maaz, Homosexual, and spandex

Yo those pants are mad Sobee

by Cha chang June 11, 2009

sombrero nigger

noun. A derogatory term for people of Mexican decent, similar to sand nigger for those of Arab decent.

"I'm tired of all those sombrero niggers hopping the fences into this country."

by PeteRepeat September 5, 2007

golden sombrero

the rare feat of self-flagellating oneself four times in one day; also, striking out four times in one game; tremendously difficult for males over the age of 15; surprisingly easy for jason giambi

yes!! i just earned a golden sombrero, that puts to shame my hat trick from yesterday. i need a nap.

what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Sombrero moment

Whenever someone makes a joke that they say "is really funny" before they tell it, and it really isn't funny so there is a big long drawn out silence while everyone stares at the kid wondering what the fuck he was thinking when he told it. Derived from the expression: "The only thing that could've made that funny was if you were wearing a sombrero".

Kid #1: Oh my god, this is so funny! I went to the store, and an old lady rung me up, and then asked me for my drivers license! haha!
Kid #2: Sombrero moment, dude.

by Dark Horse Pony Dude February 28, 2009

Russian Sombrero

A sex act a woman(usually) lies with her legs in the air. An umbrella with a small hole cut at the very tip is then placed inside the rectum. The umbrella is opened and vodka is poured into the umbrella and funnelled into the rectal cavity to invoke sexual pleasure.

Just like "2 Girls 1 Cup", the "Russian Sombrero" is fast becoming a disgusting internet phenomenon.

by Ryan Fitspatrick May 9, 2008

sombrero

alcohol of any type
-liquor
-beer
-etc.

originated in the MP aka "the point"

"Ayo cornerpocket the sombrero man, 5-0 comin'"
-meaning to hide the alcohol

by $aint January 17, 2008

velvet sombrero

A velvet sombrero describes the result or practice of a man ejaculating on top of a woman's head, so that his cum runs down all sides of her head through her hair.

Right when I was about to pop I pushed her down on her knees in front of me, stood over her, and gave her a velvet sombrero. Then I gave her a silver nancy for good measure.

by JJBlu July 14, 2009