Sober Sunday 

After an entire week of non-stop partying, sunday is a day set aside for sleeping in and recovering so that you can go out and do it again the next week.

Friend 1: What did you do last week?
Friend 2: Got drunk.
Friend 1: What are you doing today?
Friend 2: Its Sober Sunday. So sleeping and recovering so i can get drunk tomorrow.

Sober Sunday by lfshein January 22, 2010

sober steve 

A person who refuses to partake in any form of drug taking, in particular when drugs are easily available.
It may also refer to a person who is under the influence of alcohol/weed and is acting silly,naive or immature. In this context it is used sarcasticly.
A person who is drinking an alcoholic beverage very slowly may also be called "Sober Steve".

Hey man why don't you stop being such a Sober Steve? I mean you can't come the whole way to amsterdam and not smoke some pot?

sober steve by Mark23122 March 4, 2008

Sober Party 

A term for a party that doesn't involve alcohol, usually before an event you can't go drunk to.

John: So is there a party before prom?
Sean: Yeah but it's a sober party, they're kicking kids out of school if you go to prom drunk.

Sober Party by Wiley912 April 30, 2009

sober curious 

Curious about staying sober for more than a few days but not willing to not drink myself into oblivion.....

I was sober curious last night and woke up feeling not hung over.

sober curious by Geneva McLovin June 25, 2019

Sober as a bird 

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.

Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.

Sober as a bird by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011

Sober Sauce 

1. A beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. Eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.

2. Water

1. (while urinating on a tree)
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"

2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"

Sober Sauce by Captain Morgan's First Mate February 14, 2006

sober surprise

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

sober surprise by pacfan834 December 26, 2007