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Scottish Stovepipe

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.
Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!
by randledw September 19, 2013
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Scott early

The person on the street you call a dickhead, usually always has hurt ribs and legs. Most commonly from the tomwell area
by Shortyseasement June 4, 2019
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scottish bloke

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.
"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke
by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017
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Bon Scott

The best rock n' roll singer of all time. Wrote the lyrics to all the best ac/dc songs. Unfortunately he died after a drinking binge in 1980 and was replaced by Brian Johnson. Even though Brian was a fucking good singer, there will only ever be one Bon Scott.
by dave hill April 8, 2006
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Scott Morrisoning

When someone is in McDonalds but doesn’t have time to find a toilet, they do a poo in their trousers.
Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.
by Scottmorrison69 May 11, 2019
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Scottish play

This is a periphrastic way of referring to William Shakespeare's play "Macbeth," a device sometimes used by actors to avoid referring to the play by name, because of the supposed bad luck that it might bring if it is referred to by name. Likewise, the protagonist and his wife are referred to as"Mr. and Mrs. M."
The Village Players led off this year's season with the Scottish play.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 24, 2010
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Scottish Oyster

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.
by monkey500 January 29, 2017
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