shaft snapper

When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.

Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.

Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.

by MattyK717 November 05, 2015

clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",

Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!

by Lady Godsmack September 04, 2010

wet snapper

a very moist vagina.

Damn that Becky had a wet snapper!

by pirateskull April 22, 2010

Tallahassee Snapper

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis

Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!

by TheoldBeardman March 01, 2021

snapper pants

spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly

man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass

by bonerjuice69 March 16, 2011

ball snapper

Someone who irritates you so bad that your balls snap.
i.e. Tj Jackson

Boy Bob sure has turned into a real ball snapper!

by lays2 May 17, 2014

peach snapper

Generally a male who wears a white Tommy Bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. He spends his time stealing the anal virginities of men and women alike.

Collin: My asshole hurts...
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!

by I'm an example of a gentleman April 17, 2017