snaggletooth

a person with a protruding, sharp, or crooked tooth. Usually found in the wilderness feasting on household pets.

Shit man, that twin is a fuckin' snaggletooth. I saw her eat a cat and nothing was left but bones. Fur and blood was flying like no other!

by BadDewd April 3, 2003

Spangle

Semen, sperm, cum, spunk, etc

Trevor: What ya doing?
Hamish: I'm setting my alarm clock.
Trevor: What the fuck for?
Hamish: What do you mean what for? To get me up in the morning!
Trevor: Well, you're not going to work...you're not going on holiday...and you don't even bother to soap yer seal in the morning...so what have you got to get up for?
Hamish: I am a creature of habit.
Trevor: You don't even have a lie in on Sundays.
Hamish: Oh so I should be like you should I? Rotting like a corpse in bed until lunchtime every day, wallowing in my own spangle!
Trevor: Lovely! You should try it sometime!
Hamish: One morning you became so firmly glued to your encrusted blanket that you had to drag it around with you til tea-time like an albatross!

- Pets (www.petscomedy.co.uk)

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure

Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?

by NSP81 September 2, 2007

Snaggletooled

A Tool that is being led around by someone that has a Snaggletooth

"The tool wasted 4 years of his life after that snaggletooth snaggletooled him around"

by Juan Pablo Domingues December 30, 2007

snaggle jibb

Another word for a jacked up grill. Literal translation, snaggle-tooth.

You see that girl at McD's? Total snaggle jibb.

by BreezyF.Baby December 13, 2010

snaggle tooth twat monster

A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.

Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.

by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015

Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.

I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick

by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018