smoging

When something Is so viciously stinking that it creates a somewhat visible smog usually within a 10 metre radius.

Man: That big fat poo in the Bush over there is really starting to stink, hey pops is that your crap in the Bush over there?,

Pops: yeah it is I fell back on it and got me some Backmud,
Man: Fuckin hell cunt that Bush poo is Smoging aye can smell the dog cunt from here.

by Mackbud August 11, 2021

smegging

the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit

daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end

by analex May 13, 2009

Shogging

Running to your local shops, buying shit, then running back home again

I'm off shogging

by Ian Hump February 25, 2018

Snogging the toothless clown

Cunnilingus with a woman whose pubis is unusually thick and bushy.

When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Snogging

A type of way of saying kiss

Snogging

I enjoyed snogging my mom

by Iknowsome_definitions February 29, 2020

spogging

Being very epic, and overall just doing something unexpected but very cool. When a person is spogging they are doing something they typically wouldn't do, to the extreme.

Akini was spogging when he got a 94 on the chem midterm.

by Carcraftz September 25, 2020

Smegging

When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it

Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging

by Bignhu prabhat December 22, 2021