slippery bob

He was born in 1930. His real name is John Robert Boelke.
by mrgoodhi September 10, 2010
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slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude
For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.
by Ashiok January 18, 2021
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Slippery Doorknob

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
by pattyrick2313 March 18, 2010
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Slippery olympics

A nautical saying originating in the north east to describe various inaccuracies in mispronunciation. A colloquialism also prevalent in Cornwall and south east England, often used as slang by subtitling professionals.
The intern wrote the subtitles, there’s some minor mistakes in his work and some are so bad they should gain entry to the slippery olympics.
by Slendersunfsh February 06, 2021
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Slippery Dottie

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.
Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`
by yankking November 21, 2009
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slippery beanie

When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).
" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."
by Babyguts January 31, 2014
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Slippery Bubba

Putting your entire scrotum sac inside a woman's asshole and then sticking your penis inside her vagina. Easiest way to accomplish is to have women put both legs over her head.
she like's when I double ram her with a "Slippery Bubba"
by BubbaOriely May 21, 2014
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