slippery bob

He was born in 1930. His real name is John Robert Boelke.

Slippery Bob

by mrgoodhi September 10, 2010

slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

by Ashiok January 17, 2021

Slippery Doorknob

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.

Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!

by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010

Slippery Dottie

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.

Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`

by yankking November 21, 2009

Slippery Plate

When a dumbass drops something and, instead of admitting they were at fault, claims that the plate was slippery and that is why their food is now on the floor.

It's not my fault that i dropped the funnel cake, they put it on one of them slippery plates.

by krustmachine December 20, 2010

slippery simone

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

by MoneyMan2009 March 9, 2009

slippery beanie

When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).

" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."

by Babyguts January 31, 2014