Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015

Slappy tap

To perform penis-vagina sex

Bruh she gave me sloppy top then I went in on the slappy tap, slap slap

by Slapslapslap January 3, 2017

slappy dang

A person who likes to masturbate a lot!
Slap their dang

Shit Ryan! You're such a slappy dang!

by saintmarys November 18, 2017

slappy hornball

You 👹

You fucking slappy hornball generator.

by Tatty the fatty May 2, 2018

Slappy Pass

1: Slapshots ultimate cosmetics battle pass, equipped with all your slappy needs.
2: Otherwise known as the Sloppy pass, getting the slop.

Yo you got the Slappy Pass?

by reteerrer December 6, 2020

Slappy

The puppet from the Goosebumps series, often portrayed as an evil mortal. In the Goosebumps movie, R.L. Stine (played by Jack Black) Claims that he will never come back. Slappy makes a return in 2018 during the new movie Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween. After being defeated again, Stine hoped Slappy wasn’t making an official return any time soon. There are many versions of Slappy, but movie one, without a doubt, owns my entire heart.

You’re watching Goosebumps with your friend. You say “There’s Slappy! My favorite monster!” You watched the movie for the entirety of just seeing Slappy. (Been there, done that.) Your friend says “He scares me…is he real? Can he actually move?” You say, “He may be real, but he can’t actually move. Remember that he’s a puppet and somebody is controlling him. So yes he’s real, but no, he can’t move even if he wanted to.”

by ThatGoosebumpsBoy December 26, 2021

Slappy Alaskan

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.

by Fapples December 6, 2022