iranian ski goggles

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.

Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!

by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016

Nuketown - Juice WRLD, Ski Mask

Nuketown is a song made by Ski Mask The Slump God and Juice WRLD (RIP). It is on Ski's album Stolekey and the official video is om lyrical lemonade. On youtube it has 35,6 million right now. It is a good song.

Hey have you heard about Nuketown - Juice WRLD, Ski Mask?
Yea it's firee.

by YUNGDGERDC December 20, 2020

ski trash

The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!

Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.

Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless

by Alpino March 15, 2010

ski boots

noun)
a word used to describe the akward, bowlegged walk a woman has as a result of a recent rough fucking. This walk is similar to how one walks while wearing skiboots.

ern: ski boots!
sam: where?
ern: the brunette over there.
sam: dammmmmnnnnn, i tagged that ass before class and she is still wearing 'em.

by anon42o503o1204 September 24, 2005

ski dad

The dad of a family of little kids who ski. They are usually rich and from New York, Jersey, Connecticut, or Massachusetts and ski every weekend in Vermont, also often pulling their kids out of school to go skiing. They irresponsibly let their little kids loose around the mountain zigzagging around in the trees and cutting everyone off. They take videos of their kids skiing a "hard" trail and post it on youtube, making sure to make the kids' age apparent. A typical video will be in a glade, and the dad will stop and film each of their five kids ski past. They cover their fancy SUV with bumper stickers for Mad River Glen and Stowe among others, and make sure to have a ski rack that everyone can see, keeping it on during the summer. They are obnoxious and inconsiderate to any others on the mountain, thinking they and their kids are the best skiers on the mountain.

Joey is a ski dad. He drives up from jersey every friday night to Sugarbush in his suburban covered with ski bumper stickers with skis packed in the overhead rack. He spends his day chasing his kids in the glades and cutting the lift line because he is rich and supposedly a better skier than them all. They return on Sunday night so his kids can continue to fail school and he can continue bragging about his kids in a ski blog.

by joebob455 May 15, 2011

mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"

Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.

by JAB82 December 29, 2007

Out-ski

Another derivation on "saying goodbye". Most popular in Urban areas, especially in the upper mid-west (i.e. Chicago/Chi-town) or people of Polish descent.

Instead of saying, "I'm leaving" or "I'm out of here", one can say, "I'm Out-ski".

by ojvmi June 16, 2007