Senioritis

Something commonly found in high school seniors, that ive had since freshman year.

Senior: Dude your a sophomore?
Me: Yeah.
Senior: I had no clue, you have major senioritis.
Me: Man ive had that since i got here

by Por Que!!!!!!!!!!! June 28, 2011

Senioritis

(noun)- a mental condition that affects both the frontal and temporal lobes of the human brain, causing interferences with primary brain functions such as the regulation of consciousness, capacity for learning, production of dopamine, memory formation and recollection of data

Side effects may include, but are not limited to hypersomnia, academic amnesia, chronic apathy, Taco Bell, tardiness, temporary illiteracy, Netflixophilia and spending more time trying to produce a clever Facebook status than working on homework assignments

Ask your doctor to tell your professor how Senioritis is affecting you today.

I got my major in procrastination. #senioritis

by tacohell April 21, 2014

senioritis

When you are a senior and don't feel like doing anything but celebrating the last few weeks of your college career.

Oops! I should have gone to class yesterday since we did have a test. My senioritis has really kicked in.

by Chelt April 12, 2004

Temporary Sincerity

When a person says or does something with complete sincerity, only to have no recollection of it at a later date.

Boy: "Girl, I wanna be wit ya."
Same boy, one month later: "WADDAFUCKIZUPWITDATDURTYSKANK?!"
Girl: "Geeze, look at you wit yo temporary sincerity!"

by rstlne11 April 19, 2011

senioritis

Inflammation of the Senior.

"The school doctor was here the other day, and he diagnosed me and five others with Senioritis. Man, this sucks."

by linda September 29, 2006

sincerity

Something that should be never used. Ever. Even in dire circumstances. Comedy first. Always.

My friend was once sincere about something. I told her to take back her sincerity, but she didn't, so I shot her in the face. She died. Lesson learned.

by Squinty January 18, 2009

Senioritis

The inflamation of the Senior. Can result from a bug bite, or some other reaction from an outside source.

Drew, graduating from highschool in less than a month, was soon diagnosed with senioritis when he walked into a patch of poison ivy, leaving his skin puffy and swollen.

by Ben F. Campbell June 6, 2007