Facebook Silence

Similar to radio silence but with facebook. The process by which you appear offline on facebook chat and check what others have written on your wall but do not reply or do anything that may appear in your news feed. This way, nobody else will know that you were on there.

Tim: Dude, I posted the funniest link on your wall and you never replied.
Mark: Oh yeah, I got that when Linda was really pissed off at me and I decided to go to facebook silence so she didn't know I was there.

Steve: I didn't go to the party last night so went to facebook silence so that people didn't know I sat in on facebook all night. This meant I could later give the charade of having had just as cool a night as the party-goers.

Dave: Dude, I haven't replied to that creepy girl who sits behind us in Chemistry on facebook...so now I have to stay at facebook silence whenever I log on so she doesn't know I'm ignoring her and just thinks I'm ignoring facebook.

by Raving Professor No Legs September 6, 2009

Computer Science

Is the in depth studies of the math and algorithms that are commonly used in computer systems and Computer Science will:

A) ruin your GPA...
B) make you hate your computer...
C) make your eyes bleed from reading too much code...
D) make you hate math and all things related to it...
F) not teach you how to make cool video games...
G) not teach you how to make neat animations...
H) teach you equations that hurt your head...
I) make you want to become a more violent person...
J) will make you gain weight from lack of movement...
K) ruin any chance of a college social life...
L) may be a cause of long term depression...
M) may make you suicidal!

Josie: "What the hell happened to Alex? I haven't seem him in THREE years!"
Johnnie: "He's right over there!"
Josie: "That fat pale guy with glasses? JESUS! THAT'S TERRIBLE! What happened to him?"
Johnny: "Yeah... Remember freshman year he decided to study Computer Science"
Josie: "OMG I would want to die!"
Johnnie: "Yeah... I think he might want to as well!"

by Koffeeaddict4eva July 31, 2012

AP Computer Science Principles

A completely useless class that was created basically so that the College Board can earn an extra buck. The class has not been accepted by any popular colleges or universities currently, as the class is completely based off of logic puzzles and nothing useful. AP Computer Science Principles does not have any learning base within it, since literally all of the practice questions can be answered by someone with no coding experience whatsoever. Basically, if you want a completely unenriching, free, and pointless hour tacked on to your schedule, then sign up for this class.

John- "Only half the kids killed themselves in AP Computer Science Principles today!"
Billy- "What!?! Only half!?!"

by crusty carl May 29, 2016

Oompa Loompas of Science

Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!

by pimple123 October 17, 2010

Spence Slap

A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.

I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!

by Tee Cee Deez March 7, 2020

Science Park Highschool

Dogshit “Number 1” school in newark full of black people and a shitty staff

Oh look that fuck nigga goes to science park highschool jump his ass

by BruceSuckEmOff October 28, 2021

neil spence

The process of going through a particularly harrowing mental breakdown, usually involving garbled voices and unintelligible sentences strung along in a haphazard fashion. Can occur in supermarkets unexpectedly.

That bitter gay was having a right neil spence.

by undisclosed location April 1, 2008