A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.
"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
by god sammit January 26, 2011
Get the Sludge monkey mug.The point of deep depression from something that upsets you to the state of tears. This word originated from the Bahamas and was inforced by the Skype application users. Hence "Sudge Lords". Sudge can be used in different forms such as; Sudging, Sudger, Sudge Muffin.
(1)Dawg, this girl gat me sudging after she told me she didnt want to suck my dick.
(2)I'm in a deep sudge after she told me she didnt want me.
(3)I made this bitch sudge hard after I told her about her ass.
(2)I'm in a deep sudge after she told me she didnt want me.
(3)I made this bitch sudge hard after I told her about her ass.
by TrillaDunna November 21, 2009
Get the Sudge mug.One who comes home from work with black hands, full of oil/grease almost to mid forearm and no matter how many times they wash their hands they stay grey/oilly.
Add being a father and coming home to the kids..
"daddy sluge fist"
Add being a father and coming home to the kids..
"daddy sluge fist"
by SamanthaJayne June 27, 2007
Get the sludge fist mug.Noun: A tar like substance with rank odor.
Verb: (Skudging) rubbing one's rank vaginal secretion on another person or object as to mark it's territory.
Verb: (Skudging) rubbing one's rank vaginal secretion on another person or object as to mark it's territory.
Noun: "I've got dibs on the $2.00 Stripper with a side of 'Skudge!'"
Verb: "Skudge me up already, Tina! You're giving me blue balls!"
Verb: "Skudge me up already, Tina! You're giving me blue balls!"
by Drew PHD April 19, 2014
Get the Skudge mug."The young Italian apprentice is rude and cocky so I'm waiting here with a handful of sludge. I'm gonna sludgejack the little pasta basher"
by Shittydick March 3, 2015
Get the sludgejack mug.I went to see a band in Humble Texas and gave witness to a new genre proclaimed sludgegrass emerging from the depths of a shit hole honky Tonk. The Sludgegrass movement has finally quenched my parched music soul.
by Sludgegrass April 21, 2018
Get the Sludgegrass mug.Hey dog! Get that festy smudge parlour off the lounge..
Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.
Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.
by Oombie August 18, 2018
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