Shiny rock

When you are focused on doing something and all of a sudden you are distracted. When you are having a conversation and all of a sudden you are distracted or have a random thought.
Having a conversation with someone and noticing their "shiny" ring or jewelry, in which your focus suddenly becomes about their jewelry.

You are having a conversation with someone and all of a sudden "shiny rock" you change the subject to something completely random or different.

You are focused on doing something and all of a sudden "shiny rock" you randomly do something completely off track of that focus.

by Candygirlie August 25, 2013

shiny turd

When taking someone rough around the edges and making them look and act better, but still has a hint of stank.

Boy oh boy, look at Ryan now. From where he was last year to now? That's one shiny turd!

by Mackb4 March 12, 2017

Shtingle

Shtingle (n) the shockingly pleasant tingle you feel during your first orgasm.

Any unexpectedly pleasant tingle one feels.

I had my first shtingle when I was ten. I was wanking and I felt it build . The shtingle raced up my spine and my whole naked body went limp.

by Rakis June 16, 2018

Shiny tooth nigga

Any rapper who is stupid enough to gold plate their teeth.

Look at that shiny tooth nigga slingin over there.

by Mr. Mundee May 3, 2021

Shiny Blouse

A fancier and/or much larger alternative to the phrase, 'pearl necklace' (in which you blow your load all over your partner's neck) A 'shiny blouse' is a much-deserved cum-shot that has been built up for a very long time, covering everything from the neck, down to the belly button, in all of it's shiny glory... Thus, making it look like she's wearing a glistening garment ;)

Me: Damn, Baby... You suckin' that dick so good, a pearl necklace wouldn't suffice... Here's a nice, new 'Shiny Blouse'... SKEET, SKEET, SKEET...

by Not Your Average Urb Dic ;) July 17, 2021

glowing shiny dashing sparkle

Catalina

That's one glowing shiny dashing sparkle.

by Miakoda69 March 19, 2017

Beaner Shtink

1. A really smelly Mexican; 2. A Latin person who smells awful; 3. Describes the stench of someone by comparing them to a Latin person, usually a Mexican

"You smell that beaner shtink over there? Fuck."
"I know, he smells like ass, holy shit"
"How you know what ass smells like?"
"Shut up"

by thevalleyshtink January 23, 2019