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Ryan Sheckler

The world's youngest pro-skater who has a pro shoe, who became pro at age 13. Ryan Sheckler was born in San Clemente, California (Where I live =P), a city in the southernmost part of Orange County.

This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"

"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
by Jake Groeschel May 15, 2008
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speckled hen

a speckled hen is a speckled hen. nothing more, nothing less. there is only 1 speckled hen in existence. you know who you are.
Person: you remind me of a speckled hen.

Speckled hen: a speckled hen? why? that makes no sense?

Person: it makes complete sense. You're a speckled hen.
by littlemermaid13526 August 6, 2011
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Ryan Sheckler

An overrated skateboarder who used to be really good but sold out once he became famous and girls started freaking out over him. The only people that like him are really preppy girls that have no idea what skateboarding is and only like him for his looks.
Preppy girl: "OMG!!RYAN SHECKLER IS SOO HAWT!!!"
Skater: "He can't skateboard for crap. Check out Rodney Mullen."
by geninely June 27, 2008
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Shreked

I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.
by CactusKid August 5, 2014
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ryan sheckler

a whiney little bitch-boy. that whines about his about his dumbass fuckin' problems that noone gives a shit about because he is a " whiney white trash who shits purple twinkies and sucks a dick like there is no tommorow
ryan sheckler needs to save everyone from countless hours of torture and shut the hell up!
by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009
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Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.
Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"
by happyscadums December 8, 2017
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Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
by Pierced69 September 26, 2011
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