Shmuck

Shmuck

"Oh, that guy! He's such a shmuck!"
"Tell me about it, he's insane in the membrane."

by Unknown so find me if you want November 30, 2021

Shmuck

The word shmuck is uses towards people EMILIE. The word basically means EMILIE but shmuck means someone whos foolish and is stupid just like emilie

"Emilie you shmuck get out of my room im playing minecraft

by Hehesmuckys June 24, 2019

shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

by holytractor February 12, 2024

Shmuck

Like if someone does something dumb they are a shmuck but if they are a waffle then they are a shmuck just like Toby D

Oscar: yo wut up homie
Toby: G don’t speak to me like that
Oscar:wtf why u being a shmuck

by Oscar the boss July 25, 2019

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

by Princess Stinkypants May 27, 2016

Shmuck

The sound of your balls when they hit the side of your leg

Your such a shmuck

by No nuts August 9, 2016

shmuck

a crazy grandma who gives you cookies and will fall over flat ground

omfg my nana is a shmuck, she is the coolest person i know

by old pplz r shmucks February 8, 2010