shmuck

a greasy car salesman, slimy weasel, someone who steals all of the good shifts from other employees

there goes mark again, taking all of the good shifts. What a shmuck.

by squidmow August 25, 2022

Shmuck

Shmuck

"Oh, that guy! He's such a shmuck!"
"Tell me about it, he's insane in the membrane."

by Unknown so find me if you want November 30, 2021

Shmuck

A stupid mother fucker

Don't act like a shmuck

by Eligelibeli May 29, 2017

shmuck

the most attractive person alive in the world, especially if his name is sam

sam is the most shmuck person in the universe

by shmuck season November 21, 2019

Shmuck

Natally

Have you seen natally shes a shmuck

by Septicdtagon November 12, 2023

Shmuck

A type of shmuck is called ibrahim. He is the literal definition of shmuck.

Hey look there’s a shmuck=ibrahim!

by Pussydestroyer7482 July 28, 2019

Shmuck

That Jess girl lol

You’re such a fucking shmuck kmt

by osamaneverlackinlol November 2, 2020