shit lock

1. N: Feces in a series.
2. N: a person who is slowing you down when you have to shit really bad.
3. N: a man or women who enjoys a person deficating on their face.

1. after an hour serveral shit locks clogged my toilet.
2. Dude stop being such a shit lock and let me go to the bathroom.
3. Darrin you sick shit lock get away from me i will not deficate on your face!

by Paulio & chris December 23, 2003

shitlick

To eat/lick faeces

To lick an animals anus

You're a shitlick Seven, get the fuck out

by Mub January 20, 2005

Shitcock

A lame attempt at an insult by putting a description infront of a name of a body part...

Shit-Cock

Piss-balls

"He is such a fucking shit-cock, I could kick his piss-balls ass anyday!"

by Anonymous March 21, 2004

shizlocker

A paper bag containing the feces of a dog which is placed on someones porch and then set ablaze. As seen in the movie BILLY MADISON.

The neighbor called the fuz cuz we shizlocked his porch.

That shizlocker was out of control...Did you see that guys face?

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

shitlocks

brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit

look at that guys shitlocks

by siegel69 January 25, 2008

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 13, 2010