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Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010
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Shitbagitty

Being consumed in, and otherwise entirely composed of the act of being a shitbag.... or just some made up word used to put in a chit to demoralize 264.
264... All around shitbagitty.
by Some shitbag April 4, 2007
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shotbagging

The act of ejaculating in a plastic grocery bag and hitting a person in the face with it. If done correctly, the plastic bag should break.
After we all jizzed in our grocery bags, we headed out to do some drive by shotbagging, and we were able to get five people right in the face.
by The Orange Group October 9, 2010
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Shitballs

Something yelled when things aren't going your way.
Guy#1 I wanna fuck your sister!
Guy#2 She moved to Alaska last month, you dumb fuck
Guy#1 SHITBALLS!
by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011
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Shitballs

A verb, meaning to go crazy or to lose the shit off of your balls.
Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.
Kate: Wanna have sex?
Bubba: SURE!

Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.

"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"
by GottaLoveCorn August 23, 2012
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Shitballs

Little clumps of shit that get stuck in your asshole and they are very annoying.
Damn, These shitballs are bothering me.
by Ethan Deitrich October 12, 2003
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Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.
Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!
by Shizaface April 5, 2009
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