N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.
Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!
Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010
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The act of ejaculating in a plastic grocery bag and hitting a person in the face with it. If done correctly, the plastic bag should break.
After we all jizzed in our grocery bags, we headed out to do some drive by shotbagging, and we were able to get five people right in the face.
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Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.
Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.
Kate: Wanna have sex?
Bubba: SURE!
Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.
"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"
Bubba: SURE!
Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.
"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"
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