A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggieneighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.