shed party

A shed party is where a party is held in a shed.

Chris: Oi Wilf, that party was sick last night, I was off me nut!!

Wilf: Yeh man, I can't even remember where it was.

Chris: It was a shed party you daft cunt.

by PizzaBoy6000 July 17, 2016

Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

Shed gimp

A sex slave or submissive who lives in a shed at their owner/masters place, preferably dressed in leather and gagball, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction.

Let me get the shed gimp to make the master breakfast in bed today.

by Siginutcutter October 17, 2021

deep-seeded

An incorrect expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

Seeded is a synonym for "impregnated." Therefore, deep-seeded means "deeply impregnated."

Marcus was deep-seeded by a well-hung fellow named Bubba in the prison shower.

by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013

Rape Shed

A shed. Where you'll most likely get raped upon entry. Usually quite creepy-looking and run-down.

IT MUST BE A RAPE SHED!

by TheLeafKiller November 12, 2010

seed dish

Seed Dish
/sēd/ /diSH/

noun: seed dish
plural noun: seed dishes

A seed dish is an item that has been used in the preparation, serving, or eating of a meal that has been left in an untidy state. A seed dish is sufficient in size, auspicious enough in placement and/or part of a large enough collection of dishes to spawn the spontaneous build-up of additional dishes. Dishes placed on or around a seed dish are no longer considered seed dishes.

The person or persons contributing the seed dishes are thus largely responsible for the resulting clutter and disorder caused by the seed dishes. Intense feelings of indolence have been known to cause denial (or actual memory loss in more extreme cases) of any culpability regarding seed dish(es).

Someone left a seed dish on the counter and a giant mess was there the next day

by mynoduespasdeenohw December 16, 2013

wool shed

Euphemism for a New Zealand brothel.

Outside of New Zealand, it is a shearing shed for the production of wool.

Have you seen the new wool shed in town bru? Some sexy sheep there bru if you catch my drift.

by JustClause June 24, 2016