sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead

i was trying to fart but sharted instead

by corey l January 29, 2004

Shafted

To get kicked, thrown or somehow dropped into an elevator shaft.

"Man you totally shafted that fool"
"Yeah I pushed him down the elevator"

by Sparty Junior February 12, 2009

Shafted

Being screwed over or thrown under a bus by one you once trusted. Left with a deep feeling of being wronged.

Hutchison Ports Australia shafted their workforce by sacking 97 staff at their Sydney and Brisbane terminals by email at midnight.

by Steven Dore September 16, 2015

sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.

" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!

by katie-jo March 26, 2004

sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020

Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

by motocross king 1989 September 7, 2011