A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....
by tperry76 December 15, 2016
A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.
Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
by ASDFgirlz23 February 25, 2012
The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.
by Analbum cover March 07, 2014
This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.
by blindorange October 02, 2009
by Patrick + Lorna May 06, 2005
A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.
Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!
Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!
Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
by Johnny fuck face November 25, 2017