A Ry Poy Nat Shan is a type of person (also known as 'Ry Poy' for short) a Ry Poy is often found riding a bike around in Auckland, New Zealand at night time, doing a wave dance on his bike, rubbing his behleh while crossing a road at 3am, or alternatively calling out to the More-Beef birds or the Possum-Rodents. He sneezes savagely and should not be approached. Things beginning with the letter P are of interest to a Ry Poy Nat Shan, things such as Pirates, Pies, Puzzles, Photography, Primo, Panties, Pals, Poosies, Parrot-birds and with an exception to a few other words such as Squidgedoo, E Pon Mon Cho (not to be confused with a Poncho) and Minibus Dowlahs.
"I've gotta go now, I'm going for a bike with Ry Poy Nat Shan"
"We wanna go straight! But the bus lane only goes right! But we wanna go straight? The bus lane only goes right!" said Ry Poy Nat Shan as he discussed the situation with E Pon Mon Cho
"We wanna go straight! But the bus lane only goes right! But we wanna go straight? The bus lane only goes right!" said Ry Poy Nat Shan as he discussed the situation with E Pon Mon Cho
by Eponmoncho April 11, 2009

A remarkably good looking, intelligent, and desirable duo hailing from Western Pennsylvania. The two share a biting wit and undeniably good taste. They are better than most other people, but are friendly and sociable with those not as blessed, nonetheless. This duo comes as a package deal and are rarely seen apart, though, on such rare occasions, if engaged in conversation they will undoubtedly only converse about the other.
by ylyayp4eva October 8, 2008

by Shao ting April 18, 2023

I FUCKING LOVE SHANS KEBAB!!!!
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