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Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.
Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"
by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011
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Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.
"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."
by Mitsukaiuka June 21, 2014
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Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!
Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!
by Killa1031 June 6, 2009
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when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.
Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!
by John Attardo December 13, 2008
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Drinking large amounts of goon from a goon sack at a time.
"Wily's gone on a sack attack again"
by newfoetus October 9, 2006
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snack attack

The act of taking unwrapped sticks of butter (as well as any other soft, pliable, and/or relatively unharmful foodstuffs) and pelting them out of a fast-moving vehicle at pedestrians and other cars.

A typical snack attack is launched without provocation at an unsuspecting victim, better to maximize the bewilderance of the subject and escape without capture.
I got snack attacked on the way back from work and now my satin pimp suit got butter all over it.

Those motherfuckers snack attacked Jim last night, he got two big macs upside the head.
by TomNCF May 11, 2008
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Shark Attack

A practical joke in which an individual confronts another person from behind in a body of water, pulling down their pants, and thrusting viciously while the victim screams in terror.

In commemoration of Shark Week.
Kelly was minding her own business in the community pool when suddenly Austin gave her a Shark Attack in front of everyone.

Dude 1: Hey, why was Kevin so mad at you today?
Dude 2: Nothin' much. I just gave him a Shark attack in front of his girlfriend and he whined like a little sissy.
Dude 1: Not cool dude, yet very cool at the same time!
Dude 2: Word.
by herocheetah191 August 6, 2010
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