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Server Punch

(noun)

An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
Scenario 1

Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."

Scenario 2

Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."

Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."

Scenario 3

Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"

Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
by Biomechd December 24, 2012
mugGet the Server Punchmug.

Vanille Server

The best discord server that ever existed
It talks about vanilla
and it was created by ClemALaVanille (the best man ever)
Link : 3EzGbQjTcA
Tu connais le vanille server ?
Oui il est trop bien
T'as raison !
by ClemALaVanille February 18, 2021
mugGet the Vanille Servermug.

Ari's Server

A Discord server, in which horny teenagers express their horny feelings.
Dude you joined Ari's Server again? God, this is why you have no friends.
by farded465756 December 7, 2021
mugGet the Ari's Servermug.

Server Ownership

When a fat fucking oaf decides to punish people for nothing simply because he can.
I'm handing over server ownership to that fat oaf over there so he can ban everyone.
by Fractured June 12, 2018
mugGet the Server Ownershipmug.

Server Tuesday

noun: the day out of the week when all the World of Warcraft servers are down. Not a good day to talk you a World of Warcraft player.
Bill: Ya, never talk to Tom when it's Server Tuesday, he turns into a real ass.
Tom: I DO NOT TURN INTO AN ASS!!!
by DolitehGreat December 13, 2011
mugGet the Server Tuesdaymug.

Server daddy

My protector and daddy. Daddy you sexy mf. If you find yourself a server daddy you will never have to worry again. Daddy’s are knows for their love of fingering scrub daddy, thus led to the marriage of server daddy and scrub daddy.
by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021
mugGet the Server daddymug.

Australian Server

A place where you must swear
Person 1: Sorry cunt but this is an Australian server, you didn't swear enough.
Person 2: Oh fuck shit cock ass-
by leafy_is_queer January 15, 2018
mugGet the Australian Servermug.

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