Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!
Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.
Friend: Awesome!
Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.
by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016
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Get the Semenmug. by Totallynotcolelol December 24, 2019
Get the Semenmug. by DcWahlX March 17, 2020
Get the Semenmug. Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.
by eggplant boi March 21, 2021
Get the Semen Fathermug. A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’
Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.
by Messy Jiggleson September 30, 2016
Get the The Semen Denmug. by lalaloveless June 16, 2016
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