Social Points

Points you score when initiating a conversation with a group of people to whom you feel an irrational connection with

I'm gonna go over there and ask Ricardo about senior classes just to score some Social Points

by -quietplease- April 12, 2010

Dementiacratic Socialist Party

This is the name given a leftist party with geriatric leadership!

Joe, Bernie and Nancy lead the Dementiacratic Socialist Party!

by I, Wreckerrr May 23, 2021

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008

Social Fruitfly

Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.

My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.

by angry social worker July 10, 2010

Serial Texter

One who incessantly uses the text feature on a cell phone to send text messages to an individual or a group advising the recipient(s) of their most mundane accomplishments.

Dude, Maggie the "serial texter" just sent me a message that she got her haircut; what's next, a text that she just dropped a deuce ?

by AlJP June 18, 2007

Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!

by Bushbrother January 12, 2009

Serial Swiller

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.

W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.

by diogio rome November 27, 2009