Stuffed Seaman

A term coined in the U.S. Navy by a bunch of Petty Officers after performing a circle jerk on a lone seaman recruit as part of Naval customs.

Franklin, did you hear about Schwab? He became the last of us to become a Stuffed Seaman. Now they are rotating the schedule and you're first up again.

by Yo' Mama May 5, 2004

Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

by Egypt April 22, 2017

seablanket

A person who blankets everyone around them because they feel it is the only thing they are capable of doing well. They care more for others than themselves and are selfless beings. Usually female. Typically a delicate and petite girl with green eyes and brown or red hair. Seablankets are also very insecure but pride themselves on being so compassionate. Are very often also a doormat.

What a seablanket. She just lets people use her and use her and then she goes right back. She's a wonderful person but damnit, she spends her life being walked all over and never ceasing to care. Pathetic existance. Admirable, though. You could never hate someone like that.

by teknalbaes November 22, 2009

shalane

Shalane is a very smart good looking person. She usually tends to flirt with other boys tho, that's why all the guys are attracted to her! Her drunk personality is flirty so watch out boys.

Shalane is bout to steal your boiiii

by Gkdynb April 2, 2017

seanan

a short person who is older but looks young, he i the coolest person ever. he also is a ninja

yo that kid is a seanan. or yo seanan got any more boats and hoes. yes yes he dose he is seanan

by xxthexxrealxxdealxx January 1, 2012

Seaman

A Sega Dreamcast video game created by Yoot Saito released in the year 2000 in which the player keeps and evolving Egyptian carp with a human face and an antennae that eventually evolves into a frog with a human face and an antennae. The palyer is able to interract with the creature by talking to it with a microphone.

Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome.

by garkmilst January 19, 2009

Shalanee

Basically an asian little shit. Lacks the physical ability to make food like microwaving macaroni and cheese.

Also is a fucking weeb

Shalanee, get your shit together.

by Wahpow July 17, 2017