scundle

to jack off behind a fan causing the cum to go through the fan onto someones face.

Austin scundled all over ben while he was sleeping.

My dad caught me scundling all over my girl last night

My girlfriend was hurting for a crazy scundle.

by scundle man January 18, 2009

scunner

Scots word:-
Something that makes you feel sick.

That gives me the scunner.
He is just a wee scunner.
(Have heard used by girl in reference to a younger brother.)

by Donald Nicolson December 19, 2004

Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day

“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*

by Hoppydylan October 28, 2019

scunt nugget

A derogatory term usually applied to people who enjoy making fun of others for no real reason. Can be interpreted with multiple meanings as well.

Usually applied when a very strong come-back is required.

Ashley: Knock-knock
Adrian: Who's there
Ashley: Your hairy mom !!!!
Adrian: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SCUNT NUGGET

by Amac 012345 February 24, 2009

scunthered

utterly fucked ( Northern Ireland) meens you ar in serious shit

person 1 accidentally killed someone
person 1:im am fucking scunthered

by karim abduldibar June 29, 2009

Redneck scrunch

When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.

Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"

by Tired of seeingredneckscrunch June 1, 2011

puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet

scunt puddle scunt

by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013