Scrambled Porn

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.

Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.

by TheCroatian February 2, 2009

sign scramblers

Vandals who like to rearrange letters on signs, into vulgar or funny phrases.

(sign on side of road): FARTSNAD
Fartsnad? Those wacky sign scramblers!

by Fartsnadknocker June 23, 2004

scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010

Scrimbled

When you accidentally crease a paper in a fixable way

I layed down on my Mad Libs Vacation Book and scrimbled the top part of the page

by 420Kaykay March 27, 2021

Scrumbelina

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.

Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....

by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

Scrubblewump

Noun - A lump of those crusty boogers that one finds just inside one's nostrils. Typically used as the male version of cunt.

Samantha - Jason is probably going to be an male stripper when he grows up.
Mason - Yeah, what a scrubblewump.

by DoTurtlesHaveButts? June 6, 2018

Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018