When a dog cowars.
by ShadowKC913 November 13, 2011
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Get the Scrouch mug.a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"
"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...
by gg.rub June 27, 2006
Get the [scrotch] mug.An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.
Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts
by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009
Get the scrotchy mug.A type of tennis hit. Can be used as both a noun and a verb. A scronch occurs when one player hits the tennis ball such that it lands at the feet of an opposing player. The scronch hit causes the opposing player to scramble around trying to hit the ball back.
Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.
Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.
1. noun
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!
2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!
2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.
by Scronch Master October 21, 2010
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Get the Scrooch mug.a "sex couch" that seems to possess special powers that leads to the couple sitting or sleeping on the couch to engage in sexual activities. generally the scrouch is activated from, but not limited to, excess alcohol consumption.
Bob: You will never believe this, but Jack got laid at the party last night!
Sally: What?! Jack is too ugly to fuck.
Bob: Usually, but somehow he got a woman on the scrouch.
Sally: Just thinking about the scrouch is making my vaginey wet.
Sally: What?! Jack is too ugly to fuck.
Bob: Usually, but somehow he got a woman on the scrouch.
Sally: Just thinking about the scrouch is making my vaginey wet.
by Haywood Jablome? February 18, 2011
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