Tune Scrooge

Someone who refuses to lend out music they own with anyone, even their friends or relatives.
Jake wouldn't let Zack borrow his King Crimson CD, he was being a total Tune Scrooge.
by keylime_5 February 12, 2019
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Appetizer Scrooge

1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out
I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge
by Karl McCarlson January 01, 2025
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Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.
A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.
by The Working Dead October 08, 2016
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Ebenezer Scrooged

The act of handcuffing your partner's feet and wrists to a metal bed frame and putting ear muffs on to deaden the noise from the metal on metal.
I totally Ebenezer Scrooged this chick after she told me to tie her down. She said her ears were ringing afterward!
by SconnieJoe January 30, 2024
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Harpsonian Scrooge

1.(noun) A Scrooge From the land of Harpsonia who brings about criminal mischief in the virtual realm
2.(noun) An Internet daemon taking the form of a Troll
The "Harpsonian Scrooge" Hijacked the aircraft.
by Jacksonian Ken April 04, 2022
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Scrooge Bowl

Smoking weed with you ex, knowing that it will definitely lead to you guys having sex.
Why are you going to Justin’s tonight I thought you guys broke up?

Oh it’s ok we are just going to share a Scrooge Bowl.
by Melvin Garcia January 29, 2018
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Scrooge

When girl is not willing to give you her anus even though she have one.
Girl: I have a hungry pinky asshole but you cant have it.

Boy: You are such a scrooge.
by Blowee June 14, 2022
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