Muppet Strangler

One who applies sufficient pressure to the taint as to restrict the flow of seminal fluid during ejaculation

I was with this chick who was a Muppet Strangler, she squeezed my gouch so I couldnt cum. The evil bitch.

by MajorHole September 11, 2016

Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.

When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.

by DudeWithAFace February 2, 2017

Texas Strangler

Rub your nuts on ones face while holding your dick

I gave him the Texas Strangler!

by Nuke_Vex January 22, 2020

The Notorious Gothic Strangler

When A young Gothic dame gets a little to hot and heavy in the sack with a band member, and starts to strangle them by there adams apple and they loose one of their boots in the process. Then that bitch is done!

DMD house party 07' Hey jon, hahaha did you see The Notorious Gothic Strangler .jon- no but i think mike expieranced it.

by Rest-718punks,nyhc,bsf,bfc,aob,das December 9, 2008

ball stranglers

another term for tighty whiteys

hey lets go wedgie the kid in the ball stranglers

by just passin by March 26, 2007

sprangled

A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.

Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'

by Chiliconnorcarne October 20, 2013

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 21, 2007