by ian January 23, 2004
Hehe. All of the above are true. But just for the sake of completeness, a scouser is someone from Liverpool, England, usually working class.
by Darren Newstead June 9, 2004
Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money
"A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"
Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"
Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"
Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"
Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"
Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"
Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"
by Reeviero March 23, 2008
i`ve read every definition of a SCOUSER that has been put on this website and being a scouser myself but with links in other areas of the UK i am not as niave as some others and know other peoples opinion of scousers. the truth is us scousers are friendly, talkative and proud people. we take pride in our past E.G the beatles, 5 european cups (hopefuly 6 on wensdee) and our famous anfield kop songs (in our famous accent). we hate the mancs because their not to be trusted, their no where near as hospitable as other regions and there girls are slags. Thats the way were brought up and every true scouser feels the same way about the mancs. all the rubbish about us stealing your cars and saying calm down calm down is stereotypical views of those jealous of our famous and wonderful city. although our air may not be as clean as other places in the uk we have higher employment rates and lower crime counts than mancland and london. after all we aint capital of culture for nothing. so all you people with bad views on my amazing home city that i am proud to be from take my advise and..... meet a scouser coz i guarentee aslong as your not a manc or a chelsea fan you`ll get on wit us just fine.
proud scousers song
"we wun it 5 times,
we wun it 5 tiiiiiiiimes,
in istanbuuuuuul,
we wun it 5 times.
on loan,
its only on looooooooooan,
from greek athens,
we`ll bring it back home."
"we wun it 5 times,
we wun it 5 tiiiiiiiimes,
in istanbuuuuuul,
we wun it 5 times.
on loan,
its only on looooooooooan,
from greek athens,
we`ll bring it back home."
by scouse and proud May 20, 2007
I am a scouser. and to all those people who are saying that we are chave n cunts and wear lacoste shell suits steal car and mobile phones live in council flat and on benfits its a load of shizz.
we have the fittest accent ever the most kind and well humoured people and the best footy team going LIVERPOOL. the people who wrote these have probly never been to Liverpool and don't even know what is it like and yes some people do steal cars and that but it happens every were. everyone is just so sterotipic of Scouses and Liverpool and probly all the people who wrote these are Mancs and Wools!
we have the fittest accent ever the most kind and well humoured people and the best footy team going LIVERPOOL. the people who wrote these have probly never been to Liverpool and don't even know what is it like and yes some people do steal cars and that but it happens every were. everyone is just so sterotipic of Scouses and Liverpool and probly all the people who wrote these are Mancs and Wools!
by Hannah2oo7x November 18, 2007
Someone from liverpool.
also known as complete scum, whos accent makes everyone just wannna rip there vocal cords out. Scouse twats tend to think there 'ardd when really there joust pillocs in shell suit who a goood old manc could take out any day.
also known as complete scum, whos accent makes everyone just wannna rip there vocal cords out. Scouse twats tend to think there 'ardd when really there joust pillocs in shell suit who a goood old manc could take out any day.
by scousehatersssss January 23, 2009
scousaa's rnt robbin lil cunts allrite!
n alsoo der nt:
smelly!
drugies!
sluts,slags or CAM WHORES!
n soo fkn wot iv ppl bounce rnd in trakys, all lads shud wear:
timberland tracky (black)
north face coat (black)
black gloves
black lowie
trainies :P
nt like those swetty ugly wools n mancs wiff der: (gurls)
slak bak jelled hair in a fkn bun sittin on der edd
big fake gold earings in
a rebok traky jacket on wiff a belly top n a slutyy skirt n trainies haha lol
whaa mancs n wools wear: (boiis)
swetty lil rebok trakys white <<<---WTF! lol
gay trainies (lotto)
jelled hair EEE!
SCOUSAA WURDS!
BOSS / GREAT
LARR / MATE/FRIEND
BIZZIES / POLICE
BEVVEED / DRUNK
SPLIFF / ROLIIE
JOINT / SPLIFF WII WEED OR ROCKY
GARYZZ / ECSTADY
FIT! / SHEXII, GAWJUSS, MEE!
DIVVY / STUPIID
SMELLY,SWETTY, DICKLESS FUKERS / MANCS
L.F.C <<<---- CHAMPOINS!
LIVAAPOOL ROCKS!!!
n alsoo der nt:
smelly!
drugies!
sluts,slags or CAM WHORES!
n soo fkn wot iv ppl bounce rnd in trakys, all lads shud wear:
timberland tracky (black)
north face coat (black)
black gloves
black lowie
trainies :P
nt like those swetty ugly wools n mancs wiff der: (gurls)
slak bak jelled hair in a fkn bun sittin on der edd
big fake gold earings in
a rebok traky jacket on wiff a belly top n a slutyy skirt n trainies haha lol
whaa mancs n wools wear: (boiis)
swetty lil rebok trakys white <<<---WTF! lol
gay trainies (lotto)
jelled hair EEE!
SCOUSAA WURDS!
BOSS / GREAT
LARR / MATE/FRIEND
BIZZIES / POLICE
BEVVEED / DRUNK
SPLIFF / ROLIIE
JOINT / SPLIFF WII WEED OR ROCKY
GARYZZ / ECSTADY
FIT! / SHEXII, GAWJUSS, MEE!
DIVVY / STUPIID
SMELLY,SWETTY, DICKLESS FUKERS / MANCS
L.F.C <<<---- CHAMPOINS!
LIVAAPOOL ROCKS!!!
SAYINZZ:
runnin rnd likee a *blue assed fly*
eeee luks likee daa unchbak ov *notradam!*
eeee's gtta *mouwf* likee a parish oven
mee gobs (mouwf) like thaa bottum ovv a *burdcage!*
mee *nosee* is runnin like a glass blowaa ass!
bald asaa melon!
yaa as *awkwad* ass yaa 'alf daft daaa
eee's gtta *personality* likea lumpaa dog shit!
GOO SICK !
SCOUSERS RULE !
runnin rnd likee a *blue assed fly*
eeee luks likee daa unchbak ov *notradam!*
eeee's gtta *mouwf* likee a parish oven
mee gobs (mouwf) like thaa bottum ovv a *burdcage!*
mee *nosee* is runnin like a glass blowaa ass!
bald asaa melon!
yaa as *awkwad* ass yaa 'alf daft daaa
eee's gtta *personality* likea lumpaa dog shit!
GOO SICK !
SCOUSERS RULE !
by CHARLOTTE&&ELLE January 5, 2008